I just heard this on the news:
"Imagine walking in a parking lot in broad daylight and someone underneath a car reaches out and grabs your ankle and then being brutally raped! Well, this is what happened to one Salt Lake City woman..."
WTF? That's how you'd open a story if someone woke up to their car buried in snow or found a squirrel in their garbage can. I can just hear the woman telling her friends over coffee, "oh my gosh, I almost forgot to tell you what happened to me today. I had just parked my car and was walking to work when this dude hiding under a car grabbed my ankle and then just totally brutally raped me! Can you believe how IGNERNT? People are just crazy, I tell you. Can you even imagine that?"
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3 comments:
hahaha i love you. i mean, the story isn't funny but you sure are.
but seriously, w...t...f... what a strange way to present a news story
For real? Seriously? This was urban legend when I lived in New Jersey a dozen years ago.
Except they were hiding under your car and slashing your ankles so they could make off with your shopping bags. Apparently in NJ your Christmas presents have more street value than your virtue.
That's strange. You'd think virtue would be harder to come by in NJ and therefore more valuable.
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