Patient: We have new insurance. Here's the card.
Me: (entering the info into the computer) Who is your husband's employer?
Patient: He's a physician at X hospital with X group.
Me: (looking for the code for X group in the computer, unable to find it) Let me confirm, your husband is employed by X group?
Patient (now MRS. DOCTOR): X hospital...emergency...blah blah blah...
Me: So X group is your husband's employer?
Mrs. Doctor: He is NOT EMPLOYED by X Hospital. Do you understand that?
Me: Do YOU understand that I am EASILY twice your weight and my "uneducated" ass could easily take your wrinkly old snobby ass DOWN before you can say "My husband is a PHYSICIAN" again?
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I had that lady!!! She came into blockbuster once and chewed me out for not being able to explain exactly how their satellite system worked (she was angry that she had a free rental) and went off on how I should get an education (umm, blockbuster paid for school, thanx!) and how at least her husband was a doctor.
I HATE HER!!!
You should have shown her who you were. She deserved to know.
but her husbands a doctor...don't you know that gives her more right then those of us who don't have degrees? geesh. silly girl, you have a lot to learn. and i can write this because my husbands a cop!!!!!! :)
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