I knew I had to post these before I go to work today or I will completely forget. First, I got this email from my mom, who can't smell. I don't know if you will find it as funny as I did, but...
Here is a fun and quick way to stay in touch.
Let's see how many I get back...
1) Four places that I go to over and over: 24 hour fitness, church, home, K=mart
2) Four people who e-mail me (regularly): Jeff, Jeremy, Kristy, Beverly
3) Four favorite smells: ???
4) Four places I would rather be right now: Zion National Park, the mountains, Hawaii, Guatemala
5) Four people I think will respond: Kristy, Jeremy, Beverly, Kaylene
6) Four TV shows I watch: The Office, American Idol, ER, Deal or No Deal
Here's what you are supposed to do...and please don't spoil the fun...
Hit 'forward,' delete my answers, type in your answers and send it to a
bunch of people, including me. It's SIX questions. Take the time.
Second, I had a dream last night that my friend Travis announced that he was to have a son. He didn't give any more details than that. When the baby was born, it was very very black. The darkest black I'd ever seen on a human being. We still didn't know who the mom was and I have no idea what this means. But congratulations, Trav.
Also, I hate changing font/color in the middle of a post because I always forget what my original color and font were.
5 comments:
Well, this certainly comes as a surprise to me. I mean, I always knew I'd eventually have a son, but who knew that there would be a woman out there who would actually want to have sex with me? Fascinating.
Although should this dream prove to be prophetic, I have a wonderful idea. Instead of some fathers' dreams of engendering and rearing their own baseball team, I could have my own theater company: Travis and his Brood of Many Colors.
Think of the possibilities.
There ya go. And for the record, the baby in my dream was darker than this one - like charcoal - with a manly face.
The blacker the better.
I bet its a sign he marries a Haitian.
And... you shop at KMart?
So YOU keep them in business.
Jason, my mom shops at KMart. Don't drink and read your friends blogs.
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