I just saw this on tv.
This program may contain scenes of sports fishing.
Parental discretion is advised.
In case your child develops spontaneous narcolepsy and falls off the couch.
I should really not even turn on the tv on Saturdays.
I haven't run since the last time. I've encountered some obstacles like searing heat, fatigue, laziness, and girl pains that I've never experienced before that led to things exploding inside me (this might have been the cause of the fatigue also). To clarify, I found out Thursday that I had an ovarian cyst explode and another intact. So to avoid exploding Tori (that is what I've named her), I've decided not to run for a while. Last night the hubs and I did take a walk, though, right over to the 7-11 for Slurpees to slurp on while we watched Pioneer Day fireworks.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
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So if you don't explode her, how do you get rid of her?
cysts suck rocks. I had an emergency appendectomy when the stupid MRI technicians couldn't find my appendix or my ovaries almost 2 years ago. Turned out the appendix was healthy but there were cysts - one exploded and one intact. I think I shouldn't have to pay for the surgery (for the next 10 years, dang it).
It always reminds me of that Simpsons episode where the doctor does an emergency appendectomy on the street and throws the offending appendix beyond the crowd just as it explodes like a grenade. Yeah, something inside explodes. The human body is so freaky sometimes.
Sorry about your pain.
Ha ha, Heather, that is funny. And good question, Sara, maybe I should start punching myself or engaging in some vigorous activity to make her go away. I mean, the biggest threat is that she'll explode. And I've alread shown a high pain tolerance. The u/s tech said that usually women with that much fluid inside are in the ER curled into the fetal position begging for morphine. I was just like, "ow, I think something's wrong."
Ouch. Just reading that made me ache. You're a strong woman.
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